User:DrTeatime

Dr. Teatime is an attending physician and record keeper at the Bureau of Balance, and later, the Bureau of Benevolence.

Early History
Dr. Teatime allegedly graduated from the Neverwinter Academy of Natural Sciences before going on to work within the Academy's research wing. Little is known of his time there but after two years he was fired and banned from the academy for life following an incident that resulted in the destruction of a third of the research wing. The Academy has refused to release the official records of this incident and Dr. Teatime has continually insisted that he was framed by a scheming co-worker by the name of Dr. Harris Bonkers. There are, however, no records of such an individual ever being employed at the Academy.

Following his expulsion from the academy, Dr. Teatime spent the next three years running a back-alley clinic in Neverwinter. Word eventually reached the city militia of ethically dubious experiments being performed at the clinic but before a proper investigation could be launched, Dr. Teatime closed the clinic and left Neverwinter.

He spent the next few years working at clinics and hospitals in various cities, never staying in one place for more than six months until he came to Goldcliff where he opened his own clinic again. This is where he caught the attention of the Goldcliff militia and Capt. Captain Bain, who eventually recruited him for the Bureau of Balance.

Bureau of Balance
Dr. Teatime found a new home within the Bureau. Though deprived of the opportunity to conduct further experiments on humanoids, he gained access to a wealth of interesting new research material through Garfield the Deals Warlock, a newfound associate with similar proclivities.

His skill in the medicinal arts advanced quickly in this new environment and he was soon put in charge of giving all BoB members their yearly checkup, a surprisingly challenging task.

Following the Tres Horny Boys' rise to prominence within the Bureau, Dr. Teatime and Garfield started collaborating on a covert project involving the creation of a clone of Magnus for dark, dark purposes.

Current Items

 * Bespeckled Spellcheckers - a pair of tinted glasses with round lenses. Gives the wearer advantage on any check made to detect misspellings.
 * The Prod Caster - a wooden rod with an oblong metal knob on the end. Grants its wielder +2 on medicine checks made to assess a person's condition. Once per day the rod can be used to accurately assess a person's condition from up to 60 feet.

Trivia

 * Dr. Teatime put Leon on two weeks of forced medical leave after Taako broke him with his gashapon shenanigans in Episode 50.
 * Dr. Teatime has a fondness for platform shoes, possibly due to his diminutive stature.